Not your ordinary ski trip. Or bike ride. Or fuel stop. Or shift.
Three characters. Zero shame.
Gap-Tooth No. 01
Two teeth, a huge grin and absolutely no filter. First to suggest another run, last to leave the lodge.
Mustache No. 02
Full 1970s stache energy. Looks like he is about to sell you a very suspicious used car.
Grandpa No. 03
Twenty minutes on the slopes, the rest of the afternoon holding court by the fire.
Edge-to-edge print with wrinkles, whiskers and skin texture. From two meters away it reads as a face.
Full-coverage balaclava cut. Sits flat under a helmet, goggles seal over the eye opening.
Pulls on in two seconds, stays put on the way down. Fits the whole crew.
Comes flat in its own bag, ready to hand over or hide in a stocking.
The reveal is the whole point.
A costume mask fogs up. A plain balaclava is boring.
| Funny Mask | Plain balaclava | Rubber costume mask | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Reaction on the lift | Double takes, photos, new friends | None | Fear, then sweat |
| Works with helmet + goggles | Yes, designed for it | Yes | No |
| Breathes on the way down | Yes, stretch knit | Yes | No, it fogs |
| Looks like a real face | Photo-real print | No | Looks like rubber |
| Price for three friends | $49.80, shipped | About $30 | $60 and up |
Bought for the joke. Kept for the photos.
Wore Gap-Tooth on a Saturday at Breck. Lost count of the photos. Fits fine under my helmet and the goggles seal normally.
Bought the crew pack as a joke for his birthday trip. The group photo from the lift is now our family wallpaper.
Print is sharper than I expected, the mustache one is unreal from a distance. Would love a fourth face.
For the friend who already has all the gear.
They have the jacket, the helmet, the goggles. They do not have a second face. The Crew pack is three gifts in one bag, and the reveal at the lift is the real present.
- Three different faces, so nobody on the lift matches
- Ships flat in its own bag, easy to wrap or hide in a stocking
- Ordering for the holidays? Allow about three weeks from order to door
Questions, answered.
What exactly is in the Crew pack?
Three masks, in any combination of Gap-Tooth, Mustache and Grandpa. Three different faces, or three Grandpas, your call. You pick each one above.
When will it arrive?
Masks are made to order and ship from our warehouse in about two weeks, then transit takes several days. Order today and the estimated delivery is shown next to the Add to cart button.
Does it fit under a helmet and goggles?
Yes. It is a full-coverage stretch balaclava with an eye opening sized for goggles. One size fits adults.
Is the print going to fade or crack?
The face is printed into the fabric, not painted on top, so it does not crack when it stretches. Wash cold, hang dry, keep it out of the dryer.
Can I return it?
Yes, within 30 days of delivery, unworn and in the original bag.
What does shipping cost?
$24.90 masks ship for $4.90. Free worldwide on the Crew pack.
Your next group photo just got better.
Pick three faces, we print them and ship them to your door. Free worldwide shipping on the Crew pack.
Choose your faces